Nancy Pelosi needs a Bigger jet, Bake Sale Saturday
I am trying very hard to like you, but honestly I am having very little success. Your analogy of “There’s a new sheriff in town”… is a little worn out. Get some new material, Barney already pegged that one.
Nancy, if you worked for me the first thing on my list would be to sit down with you and review your responsibilities and budget.
I learned early on in my business career you want to be known as the “velvet hammer”. That speaks for itself.
When I watch you on T.V. it’s almost like watching a game of whack-a-mole at the county fair. How’s that working out for you? Not to overwhelm you but now that you are the Speaker of the House I’m a little concerned. It’s pretty scary to think that if George and Dick spent a weekend at the ranch and something happened, say just for example, a few stray bullets one way or another then YOU would be next in line for President. All that needs to be said about that is bless all the pharmacies and pawn shops in the world. There would be a mad dash for xanax. and personal hand guns. When I first heard the story about measuring for curtains for your office, before you were even Speakers, I thought it was a joke. It was real!!
If you want to win friends and influence people the “political savvy” thing to say would sound something like this “I don’t mind witch office you give me I want be spending much time here.”
P.S. Nancy, There no money in the budget for your request for a new jet.